University of the Hard Knocks Drag Show

JOIN US AUGUST 18th BECAUSE I GUESS COLLEGE IS BACK IN SESSION!!!! 21+ !!!
THIS IS A “DRAG” SHOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! AT THE AQUARIUM (ABOVE DEMPSEY’S!!!)
DOORS OPEN AT 9 PM AND THE SHOW AT 10 PM!!! $10 ONLINE PRESALE; OTHERWISE, $15 AT THE DOOR!!!! WE GONNA DRINK LIKE WE PUT OFF ALL OUR HOMEWORK UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE!!! & WE HAVE A NON-ALCOHOLIC FEATURE DRINK FOR OUR SOBER HOMIES!!! WE LUV U TOO!!!
FEATURING THE ICONIC AND UNHINGED DEBUTS OF ERIC OTICA AND CHRONIUS FAWKES!! AND THEN LOCAL ICONS KRISTINA MATTHEWS, MOODY JUDY, SHUGA MATTHEWS, JOHN THE TRAPTIST, & JESSIKA THAT VOLLEYBALL B*TCH!!! AND BACK AGAIN FROM THE TWIN CITIES BY POPULAR DEMAND: LUNA XADOWS & PRUDENCE!!!! F YEAH!!!
SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!